That night we accidentally stayed in a red-light district and didn’t die

That night we accidentally stayed in a red-light district and didn’t die

Aka the scariest* night of my (stable middle class coastal US) life. I mean, our arrival started off well. We were doing a 12 hour layover through Frankfurt. We were excited to see a sign at the airport that said du hast (we pretended it was related to the song), and our minds were blown [...]